Winter
I was chatting with Janice yesterday, and since, as of two days ago, I official became part anglophile, I saw it fit to talk about the weather (in Taipei, where I’m currently on vacation).
Me: Terrible weather here. Really terrible.
Janice: Oh really? How so?
Me: Freezing cold here. You won’t believe how cold it is.
Janice: Better wear more warm clothing then. Is it snowing?
Me: It’s 15 degrees.
Janice: …
Janice: 15 degrees?
Me: Yes, mightily cold don’t you think?
Janice: Daniel, in America, we go jogging in shorts in 15 degrees.
An affront to my manhood, a veritable affront, she has committed! To redeem my pride, I shall go streaking around Taipei. If I should die of Pneumonia or get executed for indecent exposure, I shall come back and haunt her while wearing a red overcoat!!!
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Just kidding… I won’t wear red – white goes better with my skin.
PS: As with most conversations quoted on my blog, probably only 50% of it is accurate. I have a bad memory.
Me: Terrible weather here. Really terrible.
Janice: Oh really? How so?
Me: Freezing cold here. You won’t believe how cold it is.
Janice: Better wear more warm clothing then. Is it snowing?
Me: It’s 15 degrees.
Janice: …
Janice: 15 degrees?
Me: Yes, mightily cold don’t you think?
Janice: Daniel, in America, we go jogging in shorts in 15 degrees.
An affront to my manhood, a veritable affront, she has committed! To redeem my pride, I shall go streaking around Taipei. If I should die of Pneumonia or get executed for indecent exposure, I shall come back and haunt her while wearing a red overcoat!!!
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Just kidding… I won’t wear red – white goes better with my skin.
PS: As with most conversations quoted on my blog, probably only 50% of it is accurate. I have a bad memory.
posted by jEsTeR | 2:44 pm
5 Comments:
"As with most conversations quoted on my blog, probably only 50% of it is accurate"
Yes Daniel, I was wondering about the absence of spelling errors.
Haha...you'll survive. It was 9.5 degress in Taipei on Thursday :p
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WOe be to me! I have been slandered. You told me on msn that it was your sister who said that -_-" oh dan...
Actung Daniel Tang:
Your mysterious package form amazon has arrived. I originally thought it to be some divine gift, now I know it is world of warcraft, to which I say, bleaaaaaaaah u. so what do u want from it huh?
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