Sentimentality, Sex and Brats

I’ve recently discovered that I’m not the only romance-movie aficionado in my office; apparently Ming De is an avid fan of such works as well. And while we were discussing the aptness of romance and sentimentality in males, we stumbled upon a sad truth:

Ming De: You realise that we (sentimental guys) are losing out on at least 10 years worth of nights of wild and uncontrollable sex.
Me: Damn it.
Ming De: Sigh, we probably will have to wait until we get married for that experience.
Me: I don’t think so. You don’t get great, borderline illegal sex in marriage.
Ming De: Eh?
Me: You get irritating, borderline illegal brats.
Ming De: Well, at least the nights will be wild and uncontrollable.
Me: In a painful way, yes.