IQ Tests

I just took an IQ test and I do not fall into the Genius or Gifted category: I’m merely above average. Damn, why didn’t God give me less compassion and more intelligence? And to think that I was only going to murder two cats and strangle a chicken tonight; just for that, I’ll maim a dog if I see one.

In particular, the test identified Spatial and Verbal abilities as my weakest links. Darn, and I had my heart set on the Nobel and Pulitzer prizes.