Innate Gifts

I think I have an innate gift for hinting. Why every time I hint, the intended recipient gets my message.

Like the last time I wanted new shoes because I wore out my old pair, I hinted,

“I need new shoes because I wore out my old pair.”

And my parents got the idea.

Isn’t that testament to my hinting abilities? Also, I don’t understand why my friends persist in criticising my lack of subtility.

“Subtility isn’t one of your strengths.”

“Oh really? Decision-making as well.”

“Eh?”

“Yes, I can’t quite decide if I should feed you to the lions or throw you into the crocodile-infested moat.”

I think I have an innate gift for subtility as well.